Garden of Good and Evil Bulgogi

Name: Garden of Good and Evil Bulgogi
Ingredients: 1 pound pork tenderloin; 1 teaspoon seasoned salt; 1 tablespoon soy sauce; 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper; 2 tablespoons canola oil; 2 cups cooked short-grain rice; 8 outer whole leaves from head iceberg lettuce; 1/2 cup diced green onions; 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar; 1 teaspoon red chili flakes; 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced to equal 3 tablespoons; 2 jalepenos, thinly sliced to equal 3 tablespoons; 3 tablespoons Sriracha hot sauce; 3 tablespoons dark miso paste; 1 cup thinly sliced green cabbage