Kay ‘n Daves Huevos Rancheros

Name: Kay ‘n Dave’s Huevos Rancheros
Ingredients: 14 cloves garlic (8 peeled, 6 roughly chopped); 3 plum tomatoes, cored and roughly chopped; 1 large white onion, roughly chopped; 3 tbsp. canola oil; 1 cup long-grain white rice, rinsed until water runs clear; 1⁄2 cup vegetable stock; Kosher salt, to taste; 1 lb. dried black beans, soaked overnight and drained; 3 sprigs epazote, roughly chopped; 1 jalapeño, stemmed