Clam Chowder Like Skippers or Ivars

Name: Clam Chowder Like Skippers or Ivars
Ingredients: 1 lb potato, skin on diced very very small; 2 (6 1/2 ounce) cansdiced clams with juice; 2 (6 1/2 ounce) cans chopped clams with juice; 1 tablespoon liquid smoke; 1 cup chopped celery; French onion soup mix (1-2 packets); 3 tablespoons oyster sauce; 1 tablespoon white vinegar; 1 (24 ounce) jar garlic alfredo sauce; 1 quart half-and-half; 1 (10 ounce) can evaporated milk; couple splashes hot sauce, I use tapito; 2 tablespoons diced fresh parsley; 2 tablespoons black pepper (to taste)