Roommate Egg Salad

Name: Roommate Egg Salad
Ingredients: 8 Eggs; 2 tablespoons Salt; Water (to cover eggs); 1 cup Purple cabbage, shredded or minced; 1 cup Dried cranberries; 1 Carrot, shredded or finely minced; 1/4 cup Onion, finely diced; 1/4 cup Cilantro, chopped; 3-4 Green onions, chopped; 8 tablespoons Mayonnaise (~1 tbsp per egg); 1 teaspoon Dried onion flakes; dash Garlic Salt (to taste); dash Black Pepper (to taste); 2 Large leaves from purple cabbage (optional - bunny ears); 2 Dried cranberries (optional - bunny eyes); 1 teaspoon Carrot, finely minced (optional - bunny nose); 4 Green onion tips, cut on a bias to be about 3 inches long (optional - bunny whiskers); 1 Brussel sprout (optional - bunny tail); 5-8 Sprigs cilantro (optional - grass garnish)