Things no one should ever be doing to their cat

Name: Things no one should ever be doing to their cat
Ingredients: 1/2 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder; 1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil; 1/2 teaspoon dark soy sauce; pinch of salt; 10 ounces duck breast fillets; 1 tablespoon cornstarch; 1 tablespoon peanut oil; 1 garlic clove; 1 tablespoon freshly grated peeled ginger; 1 tablespoon Shaoxing rice wine or dry sherry; 3 cavolo nero (kale) leaves; 1/2 cup cold vegetable stock; 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce; 1 teaspoon honey; 1 tablespoon low-sodium light soy sauce; 1/4 cup pomegranate juice; 1/3 cup fresh pomegranate seeds; 1 scallion